Friday, May 11, 2007

Vengeance

I don't read him regularly, but I should. Bill Simmons is a goooood writer.

Every so often, when I need it, I search for this, The Vengeance Scale. Its pure amazingness makes me cry with laughter every time. He references The Princess Bride (4.8), Melrose Place (5.9), and Can't Buy Me Love (2.1), alongside Darren McCarty's whomping of Claude Lemeiux (7.2).

It is simply brilliant.

He's also gorgeous. Right, Amanda?

4 comments:

inowpronounceyou said...

I discrediut this whole thing bc of this:

.2 the rest of the Yankees after Pedro threw down Don Zimmer

HUH?

Grumbnle grumble stupid Red Sox writer grumble grumble writnig for a national magazine...

Anonymous said...

heck yes! and might i add, as he once said to me, "there's always a cute amanda!"

Heather said...

INPY - But that's just ONE little entry. You can't *really* discredit the entire thing...

Then again, you are a Yankees fan. Y'all are RABID.

Heather said...

Amanda - I can't believe that you got to MEET him. Did he touch you? SWOON.