Apparently, my blog is bad. You shouldn't read it. Because I am a bad girl who swears a lot:
I blog for a number of reasons, but mostly because I finished graduate school, started working, and felt I was getting dumber by the day. Also because I enjoy attention.
People/personalities you might encounter on this blog:
Mike: My wonderful boyfriend. Puts up with my shit.
K-10: Kristen. Best friend. Lives in DC. Previously lived in London. Is fabulous.
The Lady: My mom. "Okay, I love you lady, buh bye!"
Kari: My sister-in-law. She's basically awesome, and we don't fight. Seriously.
Awesome Old Roommate: Jenny. Is awesome. Clearly. In sunny Cali.
Kelly: Friend since 9th grade. Awesomes it up in Canton, Michigan.
Heather's Body: My very naughty alter-ego.
Feel free to contact me with book deal offers and whatnot. Or to tell me that I am awesome. Either is fine. I can be reached at: heather dot dcdonut at gmail dot com.