Sammy the Sauropod Has An Adventure

Where am I?

Where is Mr. Happy Dinosaur and also, where is Wisenheim?

What is this strange place?

I'm hungry.

Oh, what's that? A snack?

Snack! Snack, come back!

Maybe I'll go over there.

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE?

OMG FLYING SNACKS!

Come back snack! Come back!

DAMMIT.

Food?

Snacky snack?

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

OMG.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Emily: "I told these guys about the punk ass dinosaur gang. They said they could take them.... They think they have a leg up because they aren't extinct. :)"

OH IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN.

Constructive Criticism

Mike thinks that my blog has "gone downhill" since the end of the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang era. Perhaps he has a point, but he usually skips posts unless they have lots of pictures.

Regardless, I tend to remedy the lack of dinosaur gangs.

What he doesn't know is that I discovered the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang in all sorts of confrontations and moments. I documented these occurrences.

Lastly - and this is intense - I came upon a new gang elsewhere. Yes. They're more ferocious than you could even imagine and a meeting between the two gangs could prove catastrophic!

Stayed tuned for several more glimpses into the world of yesteryear. When giant reptiles roamed free! When that ball of light in the sky seemed to be getting bigger and bigger!

OMG, you guys! What is going on?

This Isn't The End...

"OMG, you guys!"

"OMG, OMG, OMG!

You are never going to believe what happened!

We've been like, Stay Puft Marshmallows, for months:

...and we've pretty much gotten used to it. Sometimes things like this happen here in the Jurtriaceous Period. Troy said that he thinks I look puffier than I did before, even though I've been working out, but he doesn't understand water retention!"

"Water retention, my ass."
"Try four acres of bamboo before lunch."
"Heh heh he he he heh."

"OMG. It tastes so good."

Anyway, all of a sudden, that ASSFACE, Donny Dimetrodon, who was thought to have perished in the LA BREA TAR PITS, showed up again.

"What's up dudes?"

"Um, aren't you supposed to be dead?
I distinctly remember flinging you into the TAR PITS."

"Well, actually it was that fatass, Sammy, but whatever."

"Hey!"

"Nah, I met a chick down there in the TAR.

We've been dating now for months.
She's pretty hot guys, I'm not gonna lie."

"Well, I hope you've changed your attitude,
because we are in NO MOOD for your bullshit."

"Damn straight!
Hee hee hee - jinx!"

"I would think you'd be nicer to me,
especially since I know how to get you all un-puffified."

"BUT I'M HUNGRY."

"Sigh."

Will Donny be able to help, or does he have sinister plans?

The Triumphant Return of the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang!

You thought that they were gone...

You thought that they were lost to history...

With nothing but fossils to prove their existence...

There is more to their story... Oh yes.
Stay tuned!

Soft and Cuddly, Yet Still TOTALLY PUNK ASS

When we last saw our fearless gang, they had battled the evil Puffasaurus Gang. Narrowly escaping death, Sammy stole one of the Puff's prized bakery cakes. Now we join them after a particularly large meal...

"Something... strange is going on."

"It seems like... something has changed."

"I agree, Troy.
The last thing I remember is eating that delicious pastry treat,
and now I feel different.

"What do you mean? I feel light and freeeee!
I love buttercream frosting!
WHEEEEEEE!"

"...Sigh."

"Anyway, on to more important business.
Who the hell are you?"

"I am Pterrence Pterodactyl.
I was soaring up above the trees and spotted your cake party.
I was hoping to join your gang."

Sounds good.

"Yeah, Albert Anklyosaur wandered off months ago...
I need someone to shoot hoops with."

"Not so fast. These guys are too trusting.
We just had a problem with an outsider,
and he was from the wrong geologic time period, too."

"Oh my God, I can't hear you guys.
Must we walk and talk?
WAIT FOR ME!"

"Listen, I am awesome, I promise.
And I can fly! I can check out parties
in advance to make sure that they're not
complete sausagefests."

"And I have a LOT of female friends.
Just wait until you meet all my bitches."

"Well, we are severely lacking in good tail. Hmmm...
And I didn't think Sammy would ever get laid!"

"But you need to tow the line. I'm in charge.
And you DON'T want to mess with me."

"Yeah, right.
Like he'd ever do anything more than cuddle with him."
"Heh heh, I know!"

"Guys, where are we going?
Is it lunchtime yet?"

"Sigh."

Will the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang regain their former selves? Will they run into the Puffasaurus Gang once again? Will Sammy ever go through puberty? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.