To Hell!

After years of joking about having a reserved seat on the express train to Hell, imagine my surprise when the Chinatown platform lights started blinking. Red. It was oddly mesmerizing, and yet... terrifying.

It sounds as if Metro is attempting to save money - isn't that nice of them? Maybe Lucifer's lights will save enough money to keep fares where they are... semi-affordable.

The devil train has pulled into the station. Next stop: the seventh level of Hell!