boss = passive aggressive micro-manager
desk = where documents go to die
checking account = currently at $3.97
bank = charged me $8.00 for a money order
new landlord = changed lease signing to new time and day
current landlord = lied about lease requirements; spawn of devil
old security deposit = a month away from my pocket
right eye = red and ouchy
glasses = giving me headache
weather = no longer snowing
sun = actually shining
birds = crazily singing
tomorrow = a new day
1 comment:
Oh Lord. I just reread this. Could I be more Ms. The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow, or what?
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