Also, what in holy fuck are these things and why won't they die?
Seriously horrific. They are an insult to fashion and women and all feet everywhere. Stop it, crocs. Or whatever tard name you've chosen.
Anyway, check you later, DC. I'm gone for the weekend. If I see any tard shoes at the airport, I guess I'll find out if those vomit bags actually work.
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oh come on! There were plenty of cute shoes in size 4!
And crocs are terrible. it still doesn't stop me from wearing them when I walk my dog - but I totally didn't pay for them. THAT would be crossing the line.
Dude! I so know what you mean! My mom keeps telling me to get some because they're so "cute" and "comfortable." The first time she pointed them out to me, I thought she was joking. They may be comfortable, I'll take her word for it, but that doesn't stop them from being ass-ugly. They look like wiffle golf balls!
Agreed. They are quite possibly the most hideous shoes ever invented, and I can't believe people wear them in public. They look my grandma's gardening clogs!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/21/AR2007062102403.html
Another reason to hate them.
Not only are they ugly, I've heard that you're only supposed to wear them for an hour a day. That's right: CROCS ARE BAD FOR YOUR FEET! No arch support. So they're not only weird, but bad for you, too. Spread the word! They have to be stopped!!
I can sorta' identify with your shoe problem. I'm like a female bigfoot (I wear a size 11 sneaker). I feel like a clown.
Carrie - I know, I know. I just wish that I had the variety that normal-footed women have.
jlr - That's exactly what they look like!
waayers - I can't believe that people even *compare* them to flip flops. Flip flops are like frickin' Manolos compared to the tard shoes.
Steezy - Exactly. (Also - Steezy's link.)
Deals - THAT'S RIGHT! Stop wearing these monstrosities, or your feet will shrivel and FALL OFF.
P.S. JLR is the twin sister of RR who use to work with me. Actually, I'm still working with RR on another project, but it's almost done (which is neither here nor there). Anyway, my point: JLR is nice and not a stalker. The end.
I ask you, does anyone need leopard print shoes? And since when do Crocs come in University colors???
lem - if I could FIND leopard-print flats in my size, you'd better believe that I would snap those up in a heartbeat. But alas, I cannot.
And I know - school spirit tard shoes? That's... retarded.
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