"How was the movie?"
"Oh, it was so Swayze."
"What did you make for dinner?"
"I made some Swayze chicken and some zesty Swayze pasta."
I AM NOT KIDDING.
OH, it gets better.
He has a Patrick Swayze poster over his living room couch. Not some artsy framed poster. Nope. It's from a magazine. Which? TEEN BEAT. Did he do a search on eBay for "Patrick Swayze 1986?" Because I can't imagine that there are many teeny bopper magazines including posters of Patrick Fucking Swayze in 2005.
Patrick Swayze. I swear...
The poster in question:
Just kidding, the one above his couch is a headshot. But still, this one made me snort apple juice out my nose. I mean, because seriously, guys? It's so Swayze.
8 comments:
Reminds me of a comic I read the other day.
Fantastic cartoon! It all fits together so beautifully.
That's a Swayze poster -- I have it over my own living room couch ... and my bed ... and in my kitchen ...
Hey Gabe, that cartoon is so totally Swayze.
You people and your Swayze. Mayhap one day I shall watch a Swayze movie...
Gabe, have you never seen a Swayze movie?? You need to watch Dirty Dancing. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
By the way, Heather, that poster is so flippin' SWEET!! Everytime I check your blog I scroll down and laugh. Hehe!
Seriously, though, what was Swayze thinking when he made that?
Well, what I was really looking for was a clip from the SNL Chippendales skit. With Chris Farley. Hilarity!
Post a Comment