OMG, you guys.
My lovely friend Helen (who is leaving me to go to Cyprus and Israel and God knows where else to do "research" and shit for her "PhD" or whatever. DO YOU HEAR ME, HELEN? You are leaving me and I am SAD.) sent me a link to this site and reading it is all we've been doing since. Not to mention wiping away the tears from laughing so hard that my stomach is in knots and I think that I possibly might have peed myself a little.
I wish to hell that I could be this funny. I don't know that I would go so far as to say that I would sell my soul to be this funny, but maybe a kidney.
Helen and I have gotten absolutely nothing done at work today because of this, but I just told her that "I wouldn't even care if I got fired because I now have this blog in my life."