Me: "Were you speaking parseltongue in the bathroom last night?
BF: "Depends. Was I drunk?"
BF: "Then probably."
HOLY SHITBALLS. I just did a google image search for "parseltongue," and this was the first image returned. It's... definitely NSFW, and it's most definitely fucked up. I don't know what kind of fanfic that it belongs under, but WHAT THE HELL? Oh my God, my eyes.