Now, I've been wearing skirts for months, and I wore them throughout the winter, but this was the first day I was going to leave the house sans tights or nylons since last autumn.
As I got into the shower this morning, I realized that I had left my super awesome razor at Mike's, and was forced to use a light purple disposable razor that I found in my random drawer of bathroom stuff. I could practically feel the razor burn before I even picked it up.
I love you, Fusion.
Except there was just one.And it was purple. And evil.
Luckily, there was no burn and no blood, but now? A few hours later? It's like I never shaved at all. Explain this to me, SCHICK.
So perhaps you are like me. While shaving, I am inevitably thinking about how freakishly white my legs are going to look once I am outside. But then! I realize that my legs are quite pigmented as compared to the white bathtub, so I must be tan!
And then you get outside and the light reflecting off of your nearly translucent legs is blinding.
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Yes! I've actually had people shield their eyes from the sun glinting off of my legs. I think they were joking, but only kind of.
Oh my word, I know what you mean. Have I ever told you the white pantyhose story? Well, in case I haven't, here goes (don't worry, it's short). I was going to lunch one day with Deals, and as we were walking to her car, she looked at me and said (thinking the was about to say something nice, I guess), "Wow, [RR], it's not everyone who can pull off white pantyhose."
Only I wasn't wearing any pantyhose.
That should have read, "thinking she was about to say", instead of "thinking the". Couldn't let that one go.
jlr - "But only kind of." That made me laugh my ass off.
rr - I love Deals. I love that she says things like that. I miss her. I wish I could have gone to her wedding... Also, your legs are awesome.
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