Sometimes Twitter Entertains Me

Okay, I don't care about Twitter. I don't care what stupid celebrities say, and I certainly don't care what you had for breakfast. But I followed a link from somewhere or other and discovered something actually entertaining, and I think that it's hilarious:

Shit My Dad Says

I'm sure that I could do the same for the shit my own dad says, but sometimes it's just so bizarre you'd have no idea what he was talking about. He says, "baloney sausage" when he thinks someone is lying, he uses the names of appliances interchangeably ("I'm going to go put the dishes in the dryer"), and he sings "Zip-a-dee-do-dah" often. He's hilarious to us, but I'm afraid that he does not swear much at all - not like the Dad I've linked to above.

And that's fine with me.