Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Hooker Prom!

When I stopped for tea the other morning, I passed by a bridal shop in the same shopping center. With prom right around the corner, I wasn't surprised to see some prom dresses in the window, but I was surprised to see... these:

Hello, I am here for the garden party.
I forgot my hat, though. And my panties.
Oh, my nipple's showing? Aha ha ha!

I wasn't sure which animal print would look best.
So I got ALL of them, including the rare rosy pink giraffe.
He... didn't die quietly.

This one must be from Beauty and the Beast LIVE!
Sure it looks tame, but the back is actually cut out to reveal assless chaps.
"Please enter this way?"
INDEED.

This... I sort of like.
It's whimsically pretty.

Most recently paired with a turban and worn by Joan Collins on Dynasty.

And after prom, we are going FLAMENCO DANCING.

True story: Rupaul wore this on a recent African safari.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I love the multi colored animal print dress. What store are these dresses from? ? ? PLEASE? I have to have that dress.

Heather said...

Those were from B. Ella Bridal in Ann Arbor.

http://b-ella-bridal.com/