Okay, so clearly I loves me some internets, and I just can't ignore stuff like regretsy, look at this fucking hipster, and one of my all-time favorites: passive aggressive notes. Today I bring you: The Wu-Tang Name Generator.
So I clearly spent about twenty minutes plugging in the names of everyone I know including my boss. But his result was boring, so I bring you:
--Me: Quiet Worlock
--Mike: Tha Overlord
I have a feeling that Mike will enjoy his result, but I don't like that my Wu-Tang name has a tie to Crackpot Charlie Sheen.
But then, I wanted to know how different our results would be if I included our middle names.
--Me: Lazy-Assed Beggar
--Mike: Arrogant Conqueror
What the hell? Why does Mike get the awesome leader-type names, and I am deemed lazy? I mean, it's possible that I spend more time sleeping than awake, but that doesn't mean anything.
Let's see what other names generate, shall we?
My brother: Phantom Commander
Kari: Irate Destroyer
K-10: Shriekin' Leader
Emily: Vulgar Wizard
Tim: Dynamic Hunter
Helen: B-loved Mastermind
Okay, maybe I should get back to work...
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