Location: Target in Canton, MI; Music and Entertainment Department
Time: 10 A.M.
Date: Saturday, March 21
Heather: Wandering aimlessly, unable to find her quarry.
Sales Lady: "Can I help you find something?"
Heather: Sheepish look.
Sales Lady: "Twilight?"
Heather: Pause. Sigh. "Yeah."
Sales Lady: "They're up at the front of the store, honey."
I don't even want to tell you how many times I've watched it since then, let alone how many times I watched it on Saturday. I hate myself for this, just so you know. BUT I CANNOT BE STOPPED.