Sunday, March 22, 2009

I Loathe Myself

Location: Target in Canton, MI; Music and Entertainment Department

Time: 10 A.M.

Date: Saturday, March 21

: Wandering aimlessly, unable to find her quarry.

Sales Lady
: "Can I help you find something?"

: Sheepish look.

Sales Lady
: "Twilight?"

: Pause. Sigh. "Yeah."

Sales Lady
: "They're up at the front of the store, honey."

And... scene.



I don't even want to tell you how many times I've watched it since then, let alone how many times I watched it on Saturday. I hate myself for this, just so you know. BUT I CANNOT BE STOPPED.


Em said...

Time: 5pm
Location: Walmart, Holland Mi
Scene: Tim walks up to Emily with movie in hand... Twilight... here, I will buy this for you... Emily is most thrilled.
Later: Tim mentions 3 times... lets watch that movie... Emily thinks he is referring to Netflix they got in the mail... not he is talking about Twilight! He falls asleep half way through. She wakes up in the middle of the night.. he is watching it alone.
....and scene!

ryan said...

ok, ill join the fun, but i will not feel guilty about it...twilight is the start of an was cinematic genius, and you should not be ashamed! but i did buy it anonymously through itunes, and hold my iphone very close to me so that no one else on the train can see that im watching twilight. again. whenever i get the chance.

Em said...

I love you Ry! I love Twilight as well. Obsessed is more the word. HSP is to blame.

mush said...

I had to google "Twilight" to see what movie it was. I thought I knew, and was correct in my guess. Haven't seen it.
That being said, there are many movies that I can watch over and over and over. To the great consternation of some.

Heather said...

ryan - I may or may not have it on my computer's dvd player at work right now.

em - I love Tim. Love him. And I'll take the blame for getting you hooked - I got many others hooked, too.

mush - Yeah, it's a guilty pleasure, to say the least. But there's nothing wrong with that!