Saturday, March 28, 2009

I Feel Worse About This Than the Twilight Incident

I don't quite know how to say this nicely, so I'll just jump right in.

I fucking bought a fucking Snuggie.

Fucking. A.

Hurl your worst at me: hypocrite, imbecile, moronic American consumer, etc. I DESERVE IT.

Mike wanted one for his birthday (I won't even try to explain), and they were at BB&B for $14.99. I had a $5 off coupon, and voila! Piece of shit blanket with sleeves for ten bucks. And it came with a book light. A book light?

I've tried it out. The Snuggie is actually quite warm, but it leaves little blue fabric pills all over your clothes, which really pissed me off. But! I was able to:

-answer the phone
-change the television channel
-read a book
-search for online porn
-eat dinner
-hold a baby

I totally hate myself, but it was too ridiculous to keep to myself.

And I will leave you with this, because it is funnier than anything I could ever say here.


Em said...

Just.... Give up.
Oh, my sister was SO excited last night because she received the tickets for her Snuggie Pub Crawl in Chicago. yes, I said Snuggie Pub Crawl. WTF.

mush said...

Just put it on, go outside and yell "There's no shame in my game!"

Heather said...

em - I love that video. It damn well killed Mike when he watched it. And I've heard of these pub crawls (I think that mush linked to an article about one on my original post). They sound... creepy.

mush - I probably will. If Mike would ever let me wear it. His favorite use? For when playing Donkey Kong Country.

Anonymous said...

Admit that you like it......

lem said...

Snuggie pub crawl? That is frightening.

That video is hilarious though!

Heather said...

anony, or should I say, MIKE - I will NOT admit that I like it because I HATE IT.

lem - Yeah, the pub crawl thing is weird. Really weird. But the video is awesome!