I am calling my dad immediately to make sure that my beloved 'Scort is well hidden.
"I want to liiiiiiiiiive!"So some California weirdo is setting fire to green Ford Escorts. Police are BAFFLED. And why wouldn't they be? The Escort is the best little car ever.
FORTUNATELY, the arsonist seems to be targeting early to mid-90s green Escorts, and mine is a 1996. Ha! Suck on that, arsonist! Not yours!
I mean, it could totally go up in flames on its own at this point, a fact that I never fail to mention when I speak with my dad. But he loves driving it. Especially in the horrid Michigan winters, when his rear-wheel drive Camaro is useless in the ASSLOADS of snow that just. won't. stop, the 'Scort is a lovely dream.
Anyway, to any of you out there with the most loyal car ever, the Escort, watch out.
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