You know, all I want is for my little birdie friends to get enough to eat. That's all I ask. But instead, this fucking squirrel is the bane of my existence.
What I don't understand is why he's going after nyjer seed anyway. It's the smallest seed ever and finches are some of the only birds with the patience to go after it. I like it for that very reason. As much as I would love to have a wide variety of birds at my feeders, knowing that the birds won't have to compete with squirrels is a bonus.
Except that this asshole squirrel is really pissing me off.
Like you're not fat enough already, SQUIRREL.
So I tried to compromise. I put out suet. Suet is good for attracting huge varieties of birds, but I wouldn't know anything about that because squirrels usually get to it first.
Fuckers.
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attach an unfurled Slinky ...yes slinky ... to the pole and that little squirrel wont be able to climb the pole anymore..... But please take pics of them trying.
shane - You've mentioned that before and apparently I ignored you. Or forgot. Whatever, I'm old now.
Perhaps if I try that, I can put out seed for birds other than finches...
Also cayenne pepper or chili powder. The birds don't care, but apparently squirrels.
I share your hatred of squirrels. They have killed my beautiful squash plant! I threw a rock at one the other day and it hissed at me! I am trying to convince the bf to shoot them.
lem - Ohhhh, chili powder. That sounds brilliant. So, mix it in with the seeds?
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