Diet Pop Can Suck It

On Sunday, I switched to diet drinks. Coke Zero and Diet Dr. Pepper. I like them both. They both taste more like their sugar-filled counterparts and they both contain caffeine - something that is entirely necessary lest I fall asleep at my desk.

Oh, it has happened.

Today, though - Tuesday - I am done with them. Two days was enough time to show me that diet tastes disgusting and that I'd rather drink water NOTHING.

And to top it all off, it made my GERD go batshit insane and now I'm in pain. Thanks so much, Diet Dr. Pepper. THANKS.

See? He hates it.

Speaking of monkeys... BABY MONKEY: