Friday, October 17, 2008

Velociraptor and Me

It's been a very long week and I was at work until 10 last night, and so this is either really, really funny, or I am really, really about to lose it.

I could survive for 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I also have absolutely no desire to try and fuck with the html code so that this is centered, so I hope y'all don't mind looking at this in its uncentered state (the aesthetics of which make me angry and might possibly give me a migraine).

6 comments:

the_guvner said...

1 minute 3 seconds!

Em said...

I also could survive for 47 seconds. I guess that is why we have been friend for 20ish years..... put us together and we would totally destroy that silly raptor!

lem said...

Wow, 51 seconds. But I'm wondering if maybe in this situation if the shorter time is actually better.

Heather said...

jen - You're awesome. Mike survived for 1 minute 9 seconds, but is too shy to post on my blog :)

em - We totally WOULD.

lem - Yes. You're probably correct. Little fuckers.

mush said...

1:19, but only because i'm taller.

Heather said...

mush - I have been trying to figure out where I went wrong, and I decided that it was my shortness. Easy raptor snack.