Remember Fluffy? The annoying, meowing, going-to-take-over-the-world cat next door?
"I wish to destroy you."
The other morning, I awoke to find him sitting atop my window air conditioner. As I moved about the apartment, he pawed along the window ledge, following my every move and STARING at me through the window.
I left for work, convinced he would try and dart through the open door as I exited, but he stayed at his perch.
I walked a few steps away from my house, fumbling about in my bag, and generally not paying attention, when I looked up and spotted ANOTHER black and white fluffy cat making his way toward me.
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.