Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Continuing Saga of the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang

When we last saw our Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang, they were up to business as usual: being awesome, and making fun of Sammy Sauropod:

"Ha ha, loser!"

Of course, he is a little... well, slow:

"Huh?"

Consider the time Stan Stegosaurus invited them all over
to watch a movie:

"Son of a bitch, you guys.
You know it takes me three hours to turn myself around properly.
Why did you tell me that the movie screen was this way?"

"Hehe... snicker... snort..."

"We totally need a new gang member, but he has to be tough.
Not like this fatty bitch."

"What?"

"Haven't you had enough rock candy? And you know,
I thought that your kind ate plants or something."

"LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING."

"Anyway..."

"Well, what about the new, dark, brooding guy?
All he does is hang around the La Brea Tar Pits like
a fucking bad ass. And I have to be honest here, dudes,
he seems pretty awesome."

"Wait UP, please!"

At the La Brea Tar Pits:

"Hey man, got a cigarette?"

"Man, that shit'll kill you.
Have a plant or something."

"Are you Albert "The Ace" Anklyosaur?"

"I might be. Who's asking?"

"Dude, we're the Punk Ass Museum Dinosaur Gang.
We're looking for a fifth.
Or, ahem... a replacement."

"What? Who's talking?"

"Sigh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too hysterical for words.

Anonymous said...

wow, you made me choke on my cereal yet AGAIN :)

and btw, my word verification sounds like KABLAM! sweet.

Sarah said...

*ded of funny*

Waayers said...

Hilarious!! Also, I visited La Brea Tar Pits on a school field trip when I was a kid. Good times.

Carrie M said...

this is as good as pooch cafe! thanks for the AM laugh.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else feel terribly sorry for Sammy?

Anonymous said...

I hope a pterodactyl swoops down and wreaks havoc on the PAMDG!

Lauren said...

18 pictures? Really? You've found yourself quite the workplace hobby. Mine is figuring out names for various members of the Island of Misfit Toys aka the client site. If only I could take pictures. Thanks for the rainy Monday entertainment!

Heather said...

megan - I knew you'd approve. And now, to find a pterodactyl.

a - I totally designed this post with you in mind.

sarah - Don't you almost want to show up at work on a weekend so you can witness my shenanigans?

waayers - I always wanted to go there. Maybe someday...

carrie - Thanks! And pooch cafe is awesome...

lem - Yeah, I feel sorry for him. But he really is a douche.

lauren - I know. I KNOW. It was a little excessive. But at least the museum visitors got to see my little setup on the floor whenever they had the nerve to interrupt me to buy something.