Friday, January 04, 2008

Punk Gang

On some of my off days, I picked up a few shifts in the museum's gift shop, and after a few non-stop busy-as-hell shifts, yesterday was a little slow.

Okay, a lot slow.

Punk ass museum dinosaur gang

"What up my bitches? Tony the T Rex here.
I will cut you. And bite you.
But my arms appear to be worthless."

"Tony the T is nothing but empty threats.
I'm Troy Triceratops, and I will destroy you."

"I'm Stan Stegosaurus.
And I will spike you. And you will LIKE IT."

"What the fuck is going on?
Where is everybody?"

"Oh. Right.
I'm Sammy Sauropod. Hi.
And... I... will sit on you. Yeah, that's it!"

"Ha ha ha, what a loser!
Always forgets that he's looking backwards!
Ha ha ha hee hee snort!"

"Oh my God, I hate you guys so much."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

thank you! you had me cracking up and choking on my cereal. :)

Heather said...

a - That was the plan. I knew you'd love it!

Anonymous said...

HSP, you rule so much ass. (Even though that may not sound like a compliment, IT IS!)

Deals On Wheels said...

That was AWESOME! Trevor thinks you are a genius. Of course, this is the first he knew of you having a blog (which is weird because I swear we've discussed some of your entries before).

Sigh. Boys...

Unknown said...

Have you been boned at the Museum of Natural History?

Heather said...

megan - Thanks!

deals - Trevor! I should have used Trevor instead of Troy. Troy sounds... a little gay.

k-10 - I have the mug to prove it!

Anonymous said...

You kind of make me wish I had cool toys to play with at work.

Heather said...

lem - Yeah, paperclips are nowhere near as awesome as retarded dinosaurs.