Tuesday, May 17, 2011

THIS STORY IS HYPOTHETICAL

So, hypothetically, say someone was driving down an Ann Arbor street, at or maybe possibly above the posted speed limit, when, all of a sudden, some doucher in a Land Rover wouldn't share the road and I, I mean, someone, was forced to swerve toward the curb and possibly hit the right side mirror on a garbage can that someone forgot to remove from the fucking street and this happened:

What would one do to fix this? I'm just wondering. Hypothetically.

6 comments:

gabe said...

Hypothetically, something similar happened to me in high school. Took it to a mechanic :( My mirror was knocked clean out, tho. Maybe you can source the part and figure out how to remove the casing yourself.

Mary M said...

Simple, I would ask my boyfriend to fix it for me! :)

Heather said...

gabe - YES. That is the plan. Probably grab one from a junkyard or something. My brother tells me that it can be done.

mary - That is always a plan!

JLR said...

You mean besides hunt down the Land Rover and key it, hypothetically?

RR said...

I'm with JLR. Hypothetically speaking, the Land Rover should be the vehicle that's missing part of a mirror. I suggest you, I mean, someone should find the Land Rover and remove the passenger-side mirror. Hypothetically.

Heather said...

jlr - Well, that would have been my first step. If I had balls. Which I do not.

rr - Hypothetically, I would do that immediately. I've already done it in my dreams...