"Hi! I'm a cupcake. I was recently served at the world's longer wedding shower. I look like a fucking flower, even though I'm a cupcake. I look flashy and sexy, don't I? I look delicious and sugary, don't I? You want to eat me, don't you?
Well, DON'T BOTHER. I taste super gross. And apparently, my cousin, Mr. Cake, is going to be served at the upcoming wedding, and everyone is going to be disappointed because he will also taste gross, and the only reason to go to a wedding is the cake."