Okay, so this is just a little too expensive to buy for myself, but seriously? I want it. I really want it. Maybe I'll give up coffee for a week or something.
It is a magnetic birdie paperclip holder, and when you add or remove a paperclip, IT FREAKING TWEETS. And you can make the paperclips look like wings. And it TWEETS.
Oh my gosh. Excuse me, I have to go have a conniption.