What Is Wrong With My Subconscious?

I usually don't remember my dreams. I really think that it's a good thing considering the one that I had last night - that I actually do remember. Unfortunately.

I dreamt that my job was to collect valuable cow urine.

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Why was it valuable? How was it collected? Where did I trade it in? Was it currency?

So, this makes me pretty messed up, right? Cow pee? What the fuck?

Now it makes me want to know what other disturbing things I dream about.