EMERGENCY

I have a second interview tomorrow for that kick ass job. (REJOICE.) However, my disgusting ringworm has returned.

Apparently, I am a walking fungus.

What makes this such a dire emergency, my friends, is that it has decided to return to the front of my neck. Wearing my hair down is not going to solve the fact that it looks like I have several hickeys. On the left side of my neck. It's all very classy, really.

(In full disclosure, I have never, ever had a hickey before. Ever. I mean, except for the ones you would give yourself on your arm when you were thirteen, thinking that you were super cool, when in reality, you still hadn't had your first kiss and were pretty much convinced that somehow that super cute boy from The Sandlot was going to transfer to your middle school and ask YOU to the Eight Grade Send-Off Dance. I'm speaking hypothetically, of course.)

Anyway, the fungus. I suppose I could put makeup on my non-hickeys, but it seems like it might look a little too cake-y and obvious.

If it helps, I'm planning on wearing this dress, sans the wine:

It's fitted to the knee, with a belt at my natural waist. It's pretty damn hot, if I do say so myself, but not in a, "Hey baby, are you looking for a friend?" kind of way. More like, "I am serious and professional and you should give me this KICK ASS job, please."

Perhaps a light scarf? Because the dress has a belt, I feel like I should shy away from too many accessories. But maybe I need to go another clothing route all together. Nothing says "I'm a pro!" like a high collar and baggy pants, right? Right?

HELP ME.