If I Was On Twitter, I Would Tweet:

"I am loving the insane rainstorm and am watching for the Ark, even though I'm quite aware that I wouldn't be welcomed aboard because I killed that spider that one time. This isn't as prolific as when Ashton tweeted about Demi's ass, but what can you do? I'm not an overpaid moron masquerading as an actor. "

Or maybe that's too many characters, I don't know.

Super cute logo, ridiculous idea.

(Twitter logo borrowed from
http://www.smallbusinessdevelopmentcenter.com/
as I sure as hell don't want to get sued.)