~ A father in the museum gift shop to his daughter who wants to buy a 'Break Your Own Geode.' "We get rocks from the ground, not the store."
~ A middle school boy, upon viewing the historic dioramas with unclothed Native Americans: "Cool! Porn!"
~ A male University student to a classmate, leaving the museum lecture hall: "Basically, I just want to know everything God knows."
~ One of the docents the day after some rough weather: "And then she told me that tornado watches are just bullshit. It's the tornado warnings that we should be worried about. And that's why I was freaking out last night!"
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