Congratulations, Merrick and Gerald!

I like to see how many I can fit on the staple remover -- or, "rejection claw," as I like to call it.
Dear Credit Card Companies,
Merrick and I met for lunch in Farragut last week, and decided on Loeb's, a NY-style deli. My old supervisor used to take me there when I was interning at the Gettysburg Foundation several summers ago, and I remember liking it - who can screw up a BLT anyway?
Which girlie is drunk? The answer may surprise you!