Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Pope Must Be Very Comfortable

BF: "Right now, you have a pillow collection to rival that of the Vatican."
Me: "What?"
BF: "Have you ever been to the Vatican, honey?"
Me: "Nope."
BF: "There are over two hundred pillows per person at the Vatican."


lem said...

How does he know that?

Heather said...

lem - He doesn't. This is the shit that I have to deal with. He says amazingly insane things with such a straight face that I am constantly trying to figure out if he's serious.

I laughed about that one for a good five minutes. And I still laugh about it whenever I think about it.