Much of the snow has melted here, so maybe this is superfluous bitching, but who the hell leaves a sweet ass Schwinn on a bus stop for over six months?
It has been in my goddamned way on the bus stop for months. I just want someone to claim it. Maybe take it out for a spin. You know, get it the fuck off of the bus stop.
If not, what is the statute of limitations on abandoned bicycles? Because that is a sweet ass Schwinn and I would gladly take it off someone's hands if s/he would come and unlock it.
Also, there's no such thing as superfluous bitching. If there is, then my life clearly has no meaning.