Special Delivery

K-10 arrived home the other day to an unexpected package from her dad and stepmom. Her dad, Elwin (seriously, that is his name - isn't it amazing?), is the source of many, many inside jokes. He's so unintentionally hilarious that I look forward to her phone calls with him just to see what little anecdotes he's casually dropped into their conversation.

Over the years, he's sent her amazingly awesome things - I can't remember them all, but the alpaca wool hat with little alpacas stitched around the top is one of my favorites. Basically, nothing is expected, everything is hilarious, and every time he goes on a trip, we hope for something truly ridiculous to arrive.

Right. So what did he send?

Eleven pounds? And refrigerated?
Hmmmm.....

Of course.