Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Heather Is An Idiot, Version INFINITY

So I think that I have embarked on a really stupid journey.

I am starting a week-long cleanse/diet, and it's definitely more than a little ridiculous.  It's called the Cabbage Soup Diet, and apparently, it's been around for some time.  Basically, you make a big ass pot of cabbage soup (which is actually pretty good, believe it or not) and eat it every day.

Day One - Today!

Fruit.  All I can eat!  I had berries and an apple.

Cabbage soup. But I can have as much as I want!

It doesn't matter. I made myself a sandwich because I WAS SO FUCKING HUNGRY.

And thus ends an experiment in stupidity.

Fuck you, CABBAGE.

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