I woke up this morning before my alarm. I was rested and happy, and it was Friday! And then I heard a noise outside. It sounded like a machinery noise, but I couldn't place it.
Heather's Inner Monologue: "What could that noise be at 6:30 in the morning?"
Listens to sound. The sound seems to be right outside the house.
Inner Monologue: "It sounds like... well, it sounds like a snowblower, but that can't be the case."
Listens to sound again...
"Holy fuck, that's a snowblower."
Runs to window, and sees car covered in four inches of snow.
"SON OF A BITCH."