I knocked my laptop off of the table and busted the screen. It still works, but only when connected to a different monitor. Classy.
I think that it looks like a bird.
The driver's side mirror has been knocked off of my car MORE THAN ONCE, and I am now on my third replacement mirror. The passenger's side mirror has also seen some action.
Objects in mirror may appear to be... cut in half.
I scratched the side of my car while backing into a parking spot in the garage at work, mostly because there were people waiting and I felt rushed.
That is why I can't have nice things.
Anyway, Mike loves me anyway, and rewarded my ineptitude with a new laptop!