Tuesday, April 16, 2013

I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do Anything, Ever

Remember how I am a moron and shouldn't be allowed to own expensive things?  Here's a refresher.

I knocked my laptop off of the table and busted the screen.  It still works, but only when connected to a different monitor.  Classy.

I think that it looks like a bird.

The driver's side mirror has been knocked off of my car MORE THAN ONCE, and I am now on my third replacement mirror. The passenger's side mirror has also seen some action.

Objects in mirror may appear to be... cut in half.

I scratched the side of my car while backing into a parking spot in the garage at work, mostly because there were people waiting and I felt rushed.

That is why I can't have nice things.

Anyway, Mike loves me anyway, and rewarded my ineptitude with a new laptop!


Waayers said...

Don't feel bad. I've scratched my car at least 3 times trying to park in those claustrophobic garages...I get so flustered when people are waiting behind me! I also knocked the side mirror off my car when I got too close to the gas pump.

Heather said...

waayers - I'm just annoyed because this is the first car I've owned outright, and I freaking destroy it. I never put as much as a wee scratch on my parents' cars or any others, and this one? Mutilated.