Sunday, November 03, 2013


I was sitting in my car in some parking lot, phone to my ear, wondering if my bleeding ears were emptying INTO the phone, when I had a bit of an epiphany:

Can we all agree as a nation, that we are over Kenny G?  

I was stuck on hold with one of his screechier songs blasting in my ear, wondering why they couldn't just play some sort of muzak instead.

Thankfully the song ended after what felt like an eternity. The next song started... AND IT WAS THE SAME SONG.

And then I died.



Mom M said...

Guess I better return the gift I bought you...

Heather said...


Deals On Wheels said...

I keep waiting for you to comment on the Michael Bolton car ads from this past Christmas. In my mind, Bolton and G are like the same person.