OMG, I hate my neighbors.
Five. Count 'em. FIVE FUCKING BABY RACCOONS.
Five. Count 'em. FIVE FUCKING BABY RACCOONS.
Oh, but they are soooooo cute!
What are they devouring, you ask? Oh, nothing. Just the french fries my neighbors were throwing from their balcony. I am convinced that they prepare food for the sole purpose of feeding the raccoons.
Text from Kelly (who lives on the other side of the neighborhood and is currently battling with baby bunnies who keep eating her flowers): "Idiots! They won't be laughing when one of them eats their baby alive." Because they are bloodthirsty creatures.
True.
2 comments:
You could introduce them.
lem - The babies are so gosh darn cute, and I get urges to throw apple cores to them (clearly they are getting very high levels of carbs), but then I remember that I am not an idiot.
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