You're Welcome, Kim

So my cousin Kim reads this blog (well, Mike's cousin technically, but I LOVE HER and even if Mike never, ever proposes, she will be my cousin 4 EVAH). The fact of which should terrify me because it could eventually get into the hands of her grandparents, i.e., Mike's grandparents (that's how it works, you see), and then they would hate me 4 evah because I am full of swears and am crass and also make fun of blind people.  told me that I needed to post more often.  And so, internet, you may thank her for what is about to happen.