I am starting a week-long cleanse/diet, and it's definitely more than a little ridiculous. It's called the Cabbage Soup Diet, and apparently, it's been around for some time. Basically, you make a big ass pot of cabbage soup (which is actually pretty good, believe it or not) and eat it every day.
Day One - Today!
Breakfast
Fruit. All I can eat! I had berries and an apple.
Lunch
Cabbage soup. But I can have as much as I want!
Dinner
It doesn't matter. I made myself a sandwich because I WAS SO FUCKING HUNGRY.
And thus ends an experiment in stupidity.
Fuck you, CABBAGE.
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