Bowling Queen

Bowling. It had been quite a while since I had velcroed on those shoes...

Velcro made it easier to kick some ass!
Okay, it didn't.
But I had them on first!

...and hurled a six pound ball down a lane:

I mean, I'm not just good, I'm good good.

I even managed a few strikes.

And Mike got awesome shoes because his feet are huge.
That's right.

Also, if you thought that a bowling alley in an affluent area would give you a crop of non-trashy people, well, you would be wrong.