Thursday, June 24, 2010

Exasperated.

So, Mr. Happy Dinosaur got into the scotch.

Does anyone know the best way to spot-clean a stuffed dinosaur? Because he smells like the town drunk.

What you lookin' at? I am millions of years old.
I CAN HOLD MY LIQUOR, BITCHES.

2 comments:

  1. Aww, poor guy. Does he have a hangover? Tonic water is supposed to get out stains, but I don't know if it works on smells.

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  2. lem - Let's just say that there is no way he would have passed a sobriety test.

    Yeah, I febreezed him to within an inch of his life, and he smells fine now.

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