Tuesday, May 17, 2011

THIS STORY IS HYPOTHETICAL

So, hypothetically, say someone was driving down an Ann Arbor street, at or maybe possibly above the posted speed limit, when, all of a sudden, some doucher in a Land Rover wouldn't share the road and I, I mean, someone, was forced to swerve toward the curb and possibly hit the right side mirror on a garbage can that someone forgot to remove from the fucking street and this happened:

What would one do to fix this? I'm just wondering. Hypothetically.
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6 comments:

  1. gabe6/02/2011 10:25 PM

    Hypothetically, something similar happened to me in high school. Took it to a mechanic :( My mirror was knocked clean out, tho. Maybe you can source the part and figure out how to remove the casing yourself.

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  2. Mary M6/03/2011 10:37 AM

    Simple, I would ask my boyfriend to fix it for me! :)

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  3. Heather6/03/2011 2:49 PM

    gabe - YES. That is the plan. Probably grab one from a junkyard or something. My brother tells me that it can be done.

    mary - That is always a plan!

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  4. JLR6/03/2011 7:11 PM

    You mean besides hunt down the Land Rover and key it, hypothetically?

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  5. RR6/10/2011 11:22 PM

    I'm with JLR. Hypothetically speaking, the Land Rover should be the vehicle that's missing part of a mirror. I suggest you, I mean, someone should find the Land Rover and remove the passenger-side mirror. Hypothetically.

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  6. Heather6/24/2011 10:31 AM

    jlr - Well, that would have been my first step. If I had balls. Which I do not.

    rr - Hypothetically, I would do that immediately. I've already done it in my dreams...

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