Thank you, Verizon Wireless, for being almost completely worthless.
I love predictive texting - I think that it's brilliant. But... there are clearly some flaws. I hate that my dipshit phone assumes that I want to type "G'd" instead of "I'd." Every. Damn. Time. Does my stupid phone think I'm Australian, attempting to type "G'day?" I don't know.
Also, when I type just one, solitary letter from the "abc" key, you'd THINK that my phone would know that I want to use the letter, "a." ALAS, IT DOES NOT. Apparently "b" is acceptable as a word. Dammit.
It also won't let me type "shit," assuming that I mean "shiv." Yes, I was typing about prison weaponry, PHONE. Just let me swear! Stop censoring me! (However, now that I've typed them enough, it does recognize "fuck," "fucking," "GD," and "douche.")
I.Love.You.
ReplyDeleteWell, you did choose a Motorola.
ReplyDeleteAlso, aren't you a little comforted that the machines aren't yet smart enough to take over the world? I mean, eventually they will be, but based on your phone's skills, that time is looking a little more distant.
ReplyDeleteem - I love you, too!
ReplyDeletelem - I like my Motorola! I've gotten used to where the keys are and how to text without looking! But I am glad to know that they are still lacking in basic intelligence. It's just too difficult to watch I, Robot sometimes...