Remember Fluffy? The annoying, meowing, going-to-take-over-the-world cat next door?
"I wish to destroy you."The other morning, I awoke to find him sitting atop my window air conditioner. As I moved about the apartment, he pawed along the window ledge, following my every move and STARING at me through the window.
I left for work, convinced he would try and dart through the open door as I exited, but he stayed at his perch.
I walked a few steps away from my house, fumbling about in my bag, and generally not paying attention, when I looked up and spotted ANOTHER black and white fluffy cat making his way toward me.
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
So, Fluffy has cloned himself, huh? Clearly part of his plan to take over the world.
ReplyDeletelem - I didn't even think of that. You are brilliant. You must be in league with Fluffy.
ReplyDeleteEvil geniuses think alike.
ReplyDeletelem - Now I don't know what to think. I *think* that I should be terrified of you, but will I be scared of the real you, or the cloned you?
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