Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Lucille

Thanks to Steezy for this one:

5 comments:

  1. Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks
    Michael: Mom, it's ten.
    Lucille: and a piece of toast

    "SHE'S IN REHAB!!!"

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  2. "She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her because she doesn't realize how little I care for Gob."

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  3. And:

    Michael: I know that you're upset with me because I brought you here under false pretenses but I really was worried about you.

    Lucille: Oh please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I've got news for you, bub. It's the only reason you're here too.

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  4. jlr - I know. I watch my DVDs ALL OF THE TIME, trying to relive the magic. And it works. And when it's over, I just watch them again.

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